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last updated January 01, 2016

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that's my life always tbh

[heisted]

[And Kasumi will be appearing right behind Garrus, and if he turns around when she speaks up she's wearing her trademark grin.]

Heard you've never seen a chicken before, so I chose to remedy that.

[A beat.]

You're welcome.

you pull it off better than me

[flanging]

[Garrus doesn't even need to turn to feel that grin of hers upon his back. He turns his head just enough to be able to see Kasumi, while still being able to keep an eye on the... foreign creature. Wouldn't want it wandering off further into the battery now, would he?]

So you're telling me that's what everything in the universe tastes like?

hahahaha yeah okay

[heisted]

[That might be a bad thing, tbh. But don't worry, the thing's just gonna peck around their feet for a while.]

Basically. I'd offer you some, but I don't think you'd be able to eat it.

Kind of underwhelming, huh?

how humble of you

[flanging]

[Underwhelming? Yes, a little.]

I honestly didn't know what I was expecting. But it wasn't this, that's for sure.

[As the chicken pecks at their feet, he turns his gaze from the animal to Kasumi.]

Let me guess. Vega put you up to this, didn't he?

i am the humblest

[heisted]

I just overheard you talking about it. I thought I'd do this myself.

[She shrugs a little bit.]

Though I might have to tell Vega about it later, anyway.

don't let it go to your head

[flanging]

[Of course, she heard.]

I sometimes forget that you like to appear out of nowhere. [Of course he's being sarcastic as he says that.] Got on during the last shore leave?

too late

[heisted]

I did. Even if I didn't, I have eyes and ears all over the Normandy that none of you would be able to find.

[Does that sound intimidating enough for you...]

[flanging]

[If he's intimidated, he doesn't show it. He doesn't think there's any real dirt on him anyway.]

Still trying to keep tabs on everyone? I'm sure you'd find more interesting gossip in the Citadel. Or maybe Omega. At least as long as T'Loak doesn't catch you snooping around.

[heisted]

[Don't think that she doesn't have dirt on you...]

But it's so much more interesting when it's about people I know. You'd be surprised about the things I've caught.

[flanging]

[Okay, maybe a little intimidated now. Just a smidgen.]

Oh? And do you just keep that information to yourself?

[heisted]

[AS YOU SHOULD BE.]

Sometimes I share. But before you get your Turian underwear in a bunch, I won't tell just anyone.

[flanging]

Who said anything about getting my underwear in a bunch?

[HOW DID WE GET TO THIS POINT AGAIN?]

[heisted]

Just something I figured might happen, is all. People tend to get like that once I mention knowing things about them.

[BECAUSE KASUMI. THAT'S WHY.]